Pattaya stories

It all started when an 80-year old man went to his doctor in Pattaya for a checkup. The doctor was amazed at his excellent health and amazing physical condition. The doctor said that he asked the man what he attributed his good health and physical condition.
The 80-year old man said that he was a chased “Chicks” and that’s why he was in good shape. He said that he would get up before daylight and start his hunt for “Chicks” by walking and running up and down Beach Road and all the other Sois in Pattaya and Jomtien.
The doctor said that he was sure that would explain his excellent health and amazing physical condition, but there might be “genetic factors.” He asked the 80-year old man how old was his dad when he died. The 80-year old man explained to the doctor that his dad was not dead. The doctor said that he was surprised and asked the 80-year old man how old is your dad. The 80 year old man told the doctor that his dad was 100 years old this year and in fact went hunting for “Chicks” with him that very morning.
The doctor asked the 80-year old man how old is your dad’s dad and how old was he when he died. The 80-year old man explained that his grandpa was not dead. The doctor was shocked to hear that the 80-year old man’s grandfather was still alive and asked how old was his grandfather. The 80-year old man told the doctor that is grandpa was 118 years old.
The doctor joked with the 80-year old man and asked him if his 118-year old great grandfather went hunting for “Chicks” too. The 80-year old man told the doctor that his 118-year old great grandfather did not go hunting for “Chicks” that day because he was getting married.
The Pattaya doctor was absolutely amazed. He asked the 80-year old man why would his 118-year old great grandfather want to get married. Believe it or don’t, the 80-year old man said, “who says he wanted to?” Live long and prosper.